Rain Dance

So we were talking about clouds during morning assembly.

Ho: "Those are cirrus clouds, right? Cirrus clouds imply rain right?"
Me: "I hope it rains! rain rain rain rain"
Sean: "riiiight. So you think you can make it rain just like *snaps fingers* this?"

a math lecture later

Me: "oooo look dark clouds on the horizon"
lwz: "rain rain rain rain"
yuqun: "yeah right. let's start walking to the swimming pool."
tjh: "let's take the long cut by the road"
Me: *snaps fingers* x 1000

Ho: "ohnoes the wind is blowing the clouds away!"
Me: "Convection cells dude"
Jeremy: "yummy granola bar"

Me: "hey sean. *snaps fingers*"
Sean: "lol. *snaps fingers* *snaps fingers* *snaps fingers*"
rain starts falling in earnest!
Ho: "do you hear that?"
Sean: "it's the sound of our early recess."

Jeremy: (looking at the rain on the pool) "This is the most beautiful landscape ever. I won't mind this being my desktop screensaver."

rain starts falling like a monsoon just broke.
Sean: "maybe it was delayed action and we shouldn't have *snaps fingers* snapped so much"

While all this was happening, shizhi was suspiciously spending 1.5 hours in/on the toilet. Whatever that might mean.

LATER

yuqun "oops, I left the class valuables box at the canteen bench!" (negligent boy)

WEATHER FORECAST FOR WEDNESDAY:

THUNDERSTORM! HIGH OF 303K!
One Kelvin!
Two Kelvin!
Three Kelvin!
(two hours later)
Three hundred and two Kelvin!
Three hundred and THREE lovely Kelvin! Ah ha ha ha ha ! (thunder rings)

This quality metereological broadcast has been brought to you by darth octopus, who is trying to avoid doing his chemical clock skill D thingy.