Editor’s note: I would like to thank those watchful guardians of the blog for alerting me to the horrifying fact that certain compromising details depicted in the images I posted previously were exposed for indiscreet viewership. They have, as such, been digitally-modified so as to cover up the transgressions of the characters involved. However, I sincerely hope that you will acknowledge that I am doing this act of “covering up” purely out of goodwill (particularly because the images feature a guest appearance from our very dear neighbours and between whom we would surely find the souring of relations utterly dreadful). I am sure that you are all perfectly capable of restraining the conduct of such activities to the right place and time; I wouldn’t dare to doubt your discerning faculties.
It has been a curiosity that my posting has periodically vanished from the blog without the slightest trace. Nevertheless, I shall take the liberty of rightfully restoring it to its intended domain.
The once vociferous Supreme Dictator has arisen from his dormant seclusion atop his ivory tower (in his expansive expensive chateaux tucked away somewhere in France). This bygone ghost has been resurrected from his previously torpid state during his transient self-imposed moratorium on valorous visitations on the blog (rather, he was heavily absorbed in mental peregrinations). But it has occurred that I have, well, been putting a certain developments pe say, vis-a-vis a budding romance between two members amongst the intelligentsia we have come to know of as the United Forces of Scientifically and Mathematically Talented Personalities. Not to hush this cause for celebratory jubilation, I shall make this pronunciation of this amorous affair most articulate; a trumpet sans sordino.
It is here that I declare, with honour and gusto and (not forgetting) all due congratulation, revelations of the most remarkable nature. As the age-old adage “a picture speaks a thousand words” aptly expresses, the enamoured couple could hardly be captured in a medium any more captivating than a common digital camera.
It has been a curiosity that my posting has periodically vanished from the blog without the slightest trace. Nevertheless, I shall take the liberty of rightfully restoring it to its intended domain.
The once vociferous Supreme Dictator has arisen from his dormant seclusion atop his ivory tower (in his expansive expensive chateaux tucked away somewhere in France). This bygone ghost has been resurrected from his previously torpid state during his transient self-imposed moratorium on valorous visitations on the blog (rather, he was heavily absorbed in mental peregrinations). But it has occurred that I have, well, been putting a certain developments pe say, vis-a-vis a budding romance between two members amongst the intelligentsia we have come to know of as the United Forces of Scientifically and Mathematically Talented Personalities. Not to hush this cause for celebratory jubilation, I shall make this pronunciation of this amorous affair most articulate; a trumpet sans sordino.
It is here that I declare, with honour and gusto and (not forgetting) all due congratulation, revelations of the most remarkable nature. As the age-old adage “a picture speaks a thousand words” aptly expresses, the enamoured couple could hardly be captured in a medium any more captivating than a common digital camera.
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Take that! Persistent perpetuator and proliferator of vile and virulent fabricated falsified fiction! As is recalled, the only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, but by the value and veracity of such, shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
(Edited: Finally! An apropos context for this phrase!)
Lots of love!
The high arbiter of truth and righteousness.
JeremyL
This should assuage your hunger for some sumptuous gossip pro tempore. (Edited: Yes, you grapevine-philic rumour-mongers of 6K!)
This should assuage your hunger for some sumptuous gossip pro tempore. (Edited: Yes, you grapevine-philic rumour-mongers of 6K!)
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