nothing better to do

funny physics: http://hkustinternational.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/physics-undegraduates.png
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/2_9.html

more random funny science quotes:

Relativity : Family get-togethers at Christmas
Gravity : Strength of a glass of beer
Time travel : Throwing the alarm clock at the wall
Black holes : What you get in black socks
Critical mass: A gaggle of film reviewers
Hyperspace : Where you park at the superstore

Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.

What is mind? No matter.
What is matter? Never mind. - Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875

Bohr moved in atomic circles while Schrodinger waved and Heisenberg hesitated.

When Archimedes got up out of the bath and noticed how much water hadspilled out of the tub, he said, "I've got to get out of displace!"

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

What did one electron say to the other electron? Don't get excited. You'll only get into a state!

Two electron convicts are sitting in a jail cell together.The first one says, "What are you in for?"The second one says, "For attempting a forbidden transition."

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron."For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A hydrogen atom came running into a police station asking for help....
Hydrogen atom: Someone just stole my electron!!
Policeman: Are you sure
Hydrogen atom: Yes, I'm positive
policeman: Oh, I thought you were just being negative again.

A: Every couple has its moment. B: True, but Couples should also Torque in order to resolve their differences.

Got mole problems? Call Avogadro at 602-1023.

"A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartendersays, "Sorry, our occupancy is only 6.02*10^20." We can't serve a mole."

busy designing physics t shirt now...very sian... very sad that i cant draw or design... :( cant design WR layout properly... cant design ISYF t-shirt properly either... i'm a real sad case...
really stressed these days... so many stuff going on at the same time... no time for a gd break. grad night and OH over... but still have other PA/AVA stuff... plus centad stuff... plus SSRC stuff... plus PW...

sigh. must stay positive!!! i need to become a CATION!! any electrons wanna come near me?

shall not emo anymore.. gotta continue with all the stuff...

WR will now continue working on her WR!