Mystery of the Lost Crapbook

WE LOST OUR CRAPBOOK!!!

Math lecture. as usual, i asked jackie for crapbook.. wanted to start a new n-word essay. then jackie said, CRAPBOOK NOT WITH ME!

irresponsible crapbook rep w/o crapbook. asked around and nobody knew where's our book. welfare rep had to do something abt it... continued asking everyone, but still nobody knows.

After seeing how distressed the ppl behind him were, supreme dictator couldnt take it anymore & decided to do something. Supreme Dictator transformed into a Super Detective and started the hunt for the missing crapbook.

SD tried to track down where the crapbook went. He questioned the whole class by passing down a tiny slip of paper full of questions. crapbook was last spotted in the hands of zhi hui/yu qun in LT3 during SMTP enrichment.

apparently, zhi hui or yu qun had the book. they passed it to ppl in front of them, whom they dubbed "the Schrodinger grp". jackie's in the grp and claims he does not have the book...someone in the grp passed it to yisheng..(no more space left on tiny slip of paper, SD attached another similarly tiny slip of paper)

yisheng said he passed it to yu qun/zhi hui. zhi hui said he dunno and passed the slip of paper to yu qun who said: ask zhi hui. welfare rep was sitting between them and cant take it anymore.. told SD to give up the search since the questioning is going round in circles.. someone then wrote on the paper to "check your own bags!"

despite the checks and questioning, crapbook was nowhere to be found. we were wondering if 6H took our book yesterday.. anyway welfare rep landed in a state of depression. couldnt pay attention during the lecture anymore.. started to mourn for the loss (demise) of our beloved crapbook..

on the way to audi for phy lecture, SD asked welfare rep if we should get new crapbook.. sigh. definitely need to get one if we cant find it. lost the crapbook, cant afford to lose the 6K TRADITION AND CULTURE.. welfare rep felt very sad and walked to audi in despair.

in the audi, as SD and welfare rep settled down in front of crapbook rep, we spotted something. CRAPBOOK REP IS HOLDING ON TO THE CRAPBOOK!!! miracles do happen. apparently, someone from 6N passed it to us.. crapbook was left in LT 3 after SMTP lessons ended yesterday.. that also suggests that 6N had read the crap inside the book..

oh well, at least we got our book back. SD immediately wrote a new rule on the book.. a fine will be imposed on anyone who fails to return the book to jackie.. SD attached the 2 tiny slips of paper onto the book as well.. hope the book didnt feel cold and alone in the LT yesterday... what an EXHILARATING JOURNEY for the crapbook. fingers crossed that such misadventures will not happen again..

Mystery solved!

Mui Suan