Sunday, May 18, 2008

Siesta Fiesta

Heavens! A new pandemic has struck the once idyllic land of Sixkay. This curious virulent strain of Slepen tightus possesses an exceptionally somniferous quality. Symptoms include drowsiness and frequent dozing off, especially during - what the victims perceive as - humdrum lectures. Sleep is accompanied with what senior medical researchers (at the Institute of 07S6K) term hypnotic Simple Harmonic Motion of the head.

Looks like this infectious strain has been caught by many susceptible 6Kers...oh my...

...gasp! It's worse that I thought! Even the (ex) A/CT rep has succumbed to this disease.

This aggressive bug has shockingly spread to our previously-presumed sanitary class bench! (Great. More work for the estate manager to decontaminate the entire vicinity of 100 kilometres.)
Even our usually-boisterous C-rep and Welfare rep have been plagued with lethargy, langour and lassitude.

Sigh. Decadence has set in once again.

JeremyL

P.S. Perhaps it is time for me to call upon the services of our in-house physician and physicist, Dr Kho... (as his calculator says)

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