More larm hokkien stuff

rough translation for non-hokkien-speaking people:

Drive car randomly is damn fun
got ppl speeding
got ppl slow slow
got ppl one hand driving one hand hold girlfriend
got ppl looking at chio bu then knock down old man

red light green light never notice so accidents happen easily
drink and drive then tio accident is really big mistake lulz
must control yourself when pager go off
handphone tio summon
go CBD must pay (ARP lol)
bus lane must siam!

Drive car randomly is so not fun
if you not careful
gg

driving car randomly dun play play
if still imba stubborn (heh heh)
license kena owned

People Say Road Like Tiger Mouth ah
Traffic rules you must obey
Red light stop ah Green Light go ah
yellow light don't step on oil (lol)
might as well be late for a few minutes
Don't throw away life so urgently!

And something for the potato-eaters:


-Darthoctopus