Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Celebrating diversity: cheerleaders, muggers, absconders and murderers.

Today was the day - the day when the four great warring nations convened at the hallowed terraces in Hwachonginstitutionhighschoolsectionland to demonstrate their tribal solidarity.
Charging assault.




Our class. Before 8:20am.

Zhi Hui making weird gesticulations.
Yongquan. Basking in the delightful sound of shaken macaroni.
Studious Langston studying the mathematics of bridge...

Once CSM had ended (around 10:20am), all that was left of 6K citizens: Yongquan, Jianhua, myself, Langston, Zhi Hui and Yi Sheng. It was presumed that the rest were missing in action...

...however...

to the astonishment of the patriots that had remained, the remainder of the class suddenly appeared at the CT bench from their hiding! Gasp! At least knowledge of their survival brought us relief.

And to celebrate and applaud those that stayed through the entire event, an inviting banquet was prepared! (What could be more satisfying than pizzas?)

After a hearty lunch of sumptuous savoury toasty pizzas...
...we proceeded with a good-natured game of backstabbing, falsifications, deceit, ruthlessness, killing and murder.
Ah! The mortal peasants realise that there are some among them who simply cannot be trusted...after a series of shocking murders of the most brutal nature (triple weird lightning strikes, bombs and falling branches), the villagers engaged in an ensuing, heated debate to track down the perpetrator...
Is this witchcraft we see? Strange twisting polyhedra and an exhibition of Wei Quan's awesome levitation powers? (look at Yi Sheng's drumstick)
There was extensive news coverage of the serial murders; paparazzi scramble for a piece of the journalistic pie.
Who did it?

Happy May Day mayday.
JeremyL

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